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Aging is a privilege + so is pretending those candles aren’t multiplying at an alarming rate. 

 

This card keeps things light, fun + delightfully denial-friendly for the birthday human who deserves celebration, not commentary on their increasing flame count.

 

Minimal design, maximum humor. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers + anyone who would like their cake served without side-eye or sarcasm (at least not about their age).
 

- printed on 16pt recycled paper
- blank inside
- A4 kraft envelope included (4.25" x 6.25")
- retail ready in a clear eco-friendly sleeve 
- 4" x 6" folded
- crafted in Michigan

No Judgement Birthday Card // Funny Greeting Card

SKU: BWJUDGEMENT
$5.00Price
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