Aging is a privilege + so is pretending those candles aren’t multiplying at an alarming rate. 

This card keeps things light, fun + delightfully denial-friendly for the birthday human who deserves celebration, not commentary on their increasing flame count.

Minimal design, maximum humor. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers + anyone who would like their cake served without side-eye or sarcasm (at least not about their age).  

- printed on 16pt recycled paper - blank inside - A4 kraft envelope included (4.25" x 6.25") - retail ready in a clear eco-friendly sleeve  - 4" x 6" folded - crafted in Michigan