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For the birthday human who embraces humor over sentiment + realism over roses, this card celebrates aging with unapologetic wit + just the right amount of irreverence. A playful reminder that getting older is inevitable but doing it with style (+ sarcasm) is a choice.

 

Minimalist design meets bold attitude, making it perfect for best friends, partners, siblings, or anyone who laughs at the concept of “graceful aging.”

 

- printed on 16pt recycled paper
- blank inside
- A4 kraft envelope included (4.25" x 6.25")
- retail ready in a clear eco-friendly sleeve 
- 4" x 6" folded
- crafted in Michigan

Funny Birthday Card // Happy Fucking Olderness

SKU: BWOLDERNESS
$5.00Price
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